I love hearing from readers!

I don't love spam. If you're writing to sell me a product, offer me my share of some inheritance/business proposition in Africa, invite me to improve some inadequate body part, or any of the myriad other ways intended to get me to part with some money, no dice. I need what I've got to pay my own bills, thank you.

Due to a huge spate of spam, I've turned off this website's email, but the wise reader should be able to figure out how to contact me anyway. My apologies. I don't have time to read all the ads for drugs I don't need or the come-ons from supposedly sexy young women looking for their next hook-up.